Thursday, October 23, 2014

Great Ocean Road and Melbourne (Australia)

So, I’m going to apologize right off the bat on this one.  Clearly, if you keep up with my or Jared’s social media, you will know we are no longer in Australia (well Jared is currently Facebook MIA island hopping while I’m playing with friends in Europe), but I made a cheat sheet of things we did on the Great Ocean Road, saved it to my laptop, and now cannot find (or my computer can’t find) that document, so details may be a bit sketchy.
We flew into Melbourne, late morning, and went to pick up our rental car.  This first stop was the grocery store to stock up on food and grab some much needed lunch; we were both starting to get a bit hangry (definition: hungry and angry combo; when you’re so hungry you start to get angry).  Melbourne was not our first destination, but rather driving the Great Ocean Road was, one of the most scenic drives…ever I guess, I dunno, we just get lists online of things to do.  I had elected a leisurely pace for the Great Ocean Road, which is really a rather short drive, but as I was the only driver, I didn’t want to miss all the good stuff, because I had my eyes on the road; so, I wanted to be able to stop and gawk to my heart’s content.  After getting out of the Melbourne area for about an hour or two, we stopped at the town of Geelong (the “gee” pronounced like “George” not “Gorge”, we didn’t know), which was the official start to the Great Ocean Road.  We went to the Information Site in town, and got advice on all the places to stop and gawk along the way.  The consultant at the desk was so nice, and also kept recommending that we stop in different towns to “check out their Information Site.”  So yea, we probably weren’t going to do that, one is enough thank you, but then she even gave us a recyclable bag with trip goodies and maps!  Jackpot, free stuff!  We had thought to spend our first night in town, so we attempted to drive around and find free parking, which we couldn’t, so we found the local mall parking lot, and decided to take a look to kill some time, at which time, we geniusly picked up a bottle of wine and some dark chocolate Tim Tams.  We walked around the mall a bit, staring into windows with things we couldn’t buy, and after a whopping 20 minutes, decided this was not the place for us to hangout.  In fact, when we were leaving, we both looked at our watches and were quite surprised we had only spent 20 minutes there; we were banking on about an hour.  We decided instead to just proceed on our way to the next town of Torquay for the evening.  We made it in a bit before the sun went down, found the library for wifi the next day, and prepped and ate our dinners; we didn’t have a whole lot to do to kill time, so we cracked open the bottle of wine and the Tim Tams and settled in for a movie.  Yea, that was a pretty luxurious night!  The next morning, we were ever-so-rudely awoken, by a bunch of mothers with their children being dropped off for morning childcare…whoops, probably not the best parking lot in which to sleep.  We made ourselves look somewhat presentable (aka as unhomeless as possible), and headed inside.  There was a surf museum that Jared had wanted to checkout, which ended up actually being ridiculously expensive, so he did not in fact go in.  We used the library’s internet for a while, before we set off on our drive.  The day was absolutely perfect, and the drive was beautifully scenic.  I was glad I decided for us to take our sweet time with the drive, because I probably pulled over ever 5 miles at all of the lookouts.  Until…we heard the weather forecast for the next day, which was rain rain rain.  That next day, we were supposed to hit up the main attraction of the Great Ocean Road, the 12 Apostles.  So, we both decided on screwing the leisure sightseeing driving, and booking it all the way through to the 12 Apostles.  The drive was still very beautiful; I just didn’t get to stop for quite as much of it.  We made it to the 12 Apostles a bit before sunset, which was perfect timing!  The best time to be there is sunset, so we were able to squeeze in amongst all the serious photogs with their massive cameras and gadgets, and find ourselves an open spot at just the right time.  We had about 30 minutes before sundown, and about 15 minutes before the dark clouds completely covered the sun, which stunk.  But we got some good shots in none the less, and were able to see the 12 Apostles in great lighting, with a bit of mist over the water as the sun went down; it was really quite eerie and transcendent, making for a beautiful scene.  By the way, you might describe the 12 Apostles as a set of 12 tall mini islands; the coastline along that area is a shear dropping cliffs, almost at a 90 degree angle from the beach and water below.  The Apostles are masses of land and rock that have stood erect and tall as the coastline has receded inland.  Also, little factoid, as of only a few years ago, there are actually only 11 Apostles, one fell, but the name stayed.  Anyway, just as people were giving up hope on seeing a great sunset over the water, a small slit of cloud parted, and opened up a vibrant, magenta ray of sunset over the rocks, which in turn made everyone freak out, grab their cameras and run to a better vantage point.  We did get a few shots off, before packing it up and calling it a good day.  As the dark sky took over, everyone piled into their cars and made their way to the closest town down the road, along with us.  We found a campsite, which was retardedly expensive, but we decided to splurge….I actually have no idea why at this point, I’m sure there was a reason we didn’t just opt out like usual.  I will say though, the camp ground did have really nice facilities and internet!  We both took indulgently long hot showers before again…sleeping in the car :/.
The next morning, we were happy to have booked it all the way through the Great Ocean Road.  We woke up when it was still dark out to see what the 12 Apostles looked like at sunrise, but as the sun rose and the light stayed gloomy and rainy, I decided to opt out of actually getting out of the car, and left the exploring to Jared, and the nappy to me.  After, we went back to the camp ground, and I tried, unsuccessfully, to get a few more hours of sleep in until joining Jared in the kitchen; we made an awesome hot breakfast and played on the camp ground’s internet till check out.  Over the course of the day, we stopped at a few other lookouts, as that entire area is full of neat limestone rock formations and caverns.  We also got up to Cheese World!  Yes, it’s what you’re thinking, tons of free cheese!  Uh, thank god I’m not lactose intolerant (knock on wood).  We gorged ourselves with cheese, before again, piling back in the car and heading back toward Melbourne.  I gotta tell you though, by this point I was going a bit car-stir-crazy and kind of lashing out, but Jared was able to tame the anti-car beast growing inside of me, and we made lots of pit stops along the way back.  By the end of the day, we arrived back in Torquay and decided to walk around the small town center a bit; our flaw was that we walked into an intriguing spud restaurant that smelled SO good!  Not a smart idea when you live on tuna and pasta.   We spent the night again in the library parking lot, just not in such an obviously homeless location for the wellbeing of the moms the next morning. 
As we were a bit ahead of schedule, the next morning we were able to spend a couple hours playing around on the internet (which is when I wrote the Great Ocean Road cliff notes that I have since lost).  That afternoon, we made it back into Melbourne and dropped the car off, before heading to our hostel in the city.  By the times we got to the hostel, it was well after dark.  We settled in and made it to the grocery store to make dinner and call it an early night.
Next morning, up early for free pancake breakfast!!  We used and abused that free pancake breakfast for a touch over an hour before calling it quits, fat and happy.  We headed to the library to do some research on Melbourne activities.  Jared had already been so he was planning on opting out of big touristy things.  That afternoon, I went on a free walking tour of the city, getting to see the different areas of the city, the government buildings, the awesome graffiti art, and learning all about the gold rush in the late 1800’s.  Did you know at one point, Melbourne was the richest city?  Neither did I.  Even as recently as about 15 years ago, someone found a gold nugget worth $150,000!!!  So that’s something I can consider for an alternate income, gold digger extraordinaire!  The walking tour ended a touch before sundown, and I meandered back to the hostel for dinner.
The next day was the Grand Final for the Australian Rules League (ARL) between the Sydney Swans and…crud, a team from right outside of Melbourne.  I may get in trouble for this, because Aussies are very passionate about what they call “rugby” and what they don’t, but for all intent and purpose for Americans, it’s Rugby.  People had flown in from all over Australia, but the hub of ARL is really in Melbourne, so the city was alive with everyone decked out in team gear.  We went to Federation Square to watch, which is sort of the center of town with art exhibits and, randomly, a huge jumbrotron TV screen.  Jared and I decided to join in on the fun by picked opposite teams to root for; I of course made the wiser decision, and my team kicked Jared’s team’s butt!  After the festivities, we headed back to the hostel, and joined some of our fellow hostelers for dinner and hostel drinking, which means Goons.  Let me explain; a rite of passage for backpackers in Australia is to get drunk on Goons, which is a super cheap boxed wine, about $10-15 for 4 liters.  We’ve all done it, we’ve all regretted it the next day.  BUT, seeing as how Jared wasn’t really a backpackers in Australia for long enough, he did not know this, and thought that when he bought this boxed wine, he was actually buying wine and not something made 80% from “wine stuff” (we’ve heard rumors that it’s onions, but they are still unconfirmed).  Anyway, we all got a chuckle when Jared whipped out the Goons, not knowing any better, and we all partook in drinking it.  That night, I actually decided to spend one night seeing the nightlife of Melbourne, so I went out until all hours of the night with some people from the hostel.
The next morning was a bit rough, by morning, I mean afternoon, because that’s when I got up.  Jared and I took it slow that day, and went to the library to play on the internet for ages.  We were still in the process of planning out the next legs of our journey, so there is always planning to be done.  Early evening, we went back to the hostel, and enjoyed a good dinner and a movie before calling it a night.  Sorry, this day was especially boring to write, so I’m assuming it was boring to read.
The next morning, we were heading to our last tourist destination, Uluru.  We woke up and had an early workout with someone from the hostel.  Came back and quickly packed up our stuff.  We weren’t actually leaving until that evening, so we were able to toodle around the hostel, watching movies and cooking up the last bit of our food, before we had to leave.

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