Sunday, September 21, 2014

Darwin and The Outback! The Real One, Not the Restaurant!! (Australia)

Our flight to Darwin was easy and quick.  We arrived, got our bags together, and after a bit of confused lost-person back-and-forth-walking looking for the town shuttle, we were offered a share cab with some other travelers into town.  We got dropped off at our hostel, and actually got a “that’s all your stuff” from some snot-nosed traveler; hey buddy, there’s winter gear and camping stuff in here too, ok?!?!?!  Anyway, we must look pretty prissy or something, because first we got that comment about carrying a ton of stuff, then when we went to check-in, the desk attendant warned us about three times about our room, saying it was all long-term workers (I guess kind of like the hostel I was staying in in Sydney), and so stuff was everywhere, there were 12 other people in the room, it got really really hot at night, and there was only the fan…maybe we should go check it out before committing to that room…really…seriously, check it out.  I have never been so deterred from staying in a room before, we must have looked like novice travelers or something.  In the end, we assured her that we could take pretty much any kind of living environment for one night, and whatever the room looked like was fine.  When we walked in, it wasn’t even that bad; I mean yes, there was the smell of warm bodies in a hot environment, and stuff everywhere, but lord, it wasn’t like there was raw meat hanging from the ceilings!  Anyway, we settled in and organized ourselves.
The next morning, we had a tour of Kakadu National Park for three days, and weren’t allowed to bring our large packs, so we have to prep stuff.  I got a “that’s all your bringing?  Really??” from Jared, so I think I did pretty well.  Once we had our main packs locked up in the luggage storage at the hostel, and all our stuff ready for the tour, we took some showers and purtied up.  Our blast-from-the-past travel friend, Jordan Allen, whom we originally met in Puerto Escondido, then again in Guatemala, Tasmania (only Jared) and Sydney (only me), was spending his last night in Darwin!!  He met us at our hostel, and showed us around town a bit.  We walked to the main esplanade, with a bay nicely netted off due to the large amount of salt-water crocodiles and sharks…my kind of bay!  He took us around town a bit, and we shared experiences and further plans, a lot of which consisted of, “well, I could do this….or this…or this…who knows we’ll see.  However long my money lasts”.  You know, the classic traveler’s “plans”.  For old time’s sake, we went to a Mexican restaurant that was actually surprisingly good; the boys got enchiladas and I got fish tacos.  After dinner, Jordan walked us back home, as we had to wake up pretty early.  We hugged it out and said our see-you-laters.  We’ll see him again, I have no doubt; he’s a great person. 
The next morning, we woke up nice and early to eat (free breakfast!) and be ready for our tour van to pick us up around 6:30am.  As usual, we drove around to a few other locations to pick up the other travelers, and with 11 of us, we set out into the outback of Australia!  Our first stop that day was in Wulna Country where we met a young aboriginal girl who was part of the Limilngan-Wulna people.  The first thing she did was bless each person, much like a baptism in her culture, and ward off negative spirits.  This was done by sipping on water from the local billabong and spitting on the face of the person you want to bless.  So, yea that happened, and now we are forever protected from evil spirits!  She then told us about some other traditions from her culture regarding education, coming of age ceremonies and local hierarchy.  I learned that if I fancy an aboriginal man who is married, all I have to do is bring a large stick into the village and challenge his most senior wife.  We then duke it out with our sticks, and if I’m still standing at the end, I am allowed to become a wife!  So that’s a safety for me, which is nice!!  I liked learning about the local aboriginal culture a lot, not just because it gives me a marital safety net.  After, we went to a different location and took a cruise through Mary River wetlands system, housing the largest concentration of salt water crocs in Australia.  We were strongly discouraged from sticking any part of our bodies over the side of the boat.  The guide was a very nice woman, who worked with a researched crocodiles.  She informed us the crocodiles were basically just very curious animals, like dogs, who were misunderstood and overly vilified…yea right lady, we’re not buying it.  “Salties”, as the ever-abbreviating culture of Australia has coined them (see also, Maccas, brekkie, sunnies, swimmers etc), are crazy man eating monsters…I’m never changing my mind on that.  She did inform us that the salties are probably the world’s most effective and efficient predators.  Anyway, the cruise ended up being nice, and we still have all of our extremities.  We got to see both saltwater and freshwater crocodiles along with local vegetation and exotic birds.  After our cruise, we grabbed some lunch of hotdogs, which did not impress Jared, until there were about 15 hotdogs left over that he got to dominate.  The end of the day brought us north to Ubirr to look at some ancient, and modern rock art from the local aboriginal tribes.  We walked around the protected area to the top of a lookout before calling it a day and heading into a campsite just before the sun went down.  There was a pool, so while half the group organized dinner, the other half hung around by the pool.  That night we ate two batches of kangaroo meat.  The first was marinated in barbeque sauce and onions, which was really quite tasty; the second batch was plain and so undercooked it was still hopping away.  Even Jared couldn’t eat it, which is saying a lot.  The tour guide recooked it a bit, but I gotta say kangaroo is really gamey; I took one bite and gave the remainder to Jared.  We went to bed early that night as we had an early morning rise the next day. 
At 5:30am we all started packing up and getting ready for the day.  We had a pretty indulgent breakfast, and Jared and I finally figured out how to eat Vegemite.  Proceed with caution, but it’s actually quite nice.  We loaded up the bus and headed into Kakadu National Park to view some of the waterfalls.  The first was Twin Falls.  The road leading to the falls was dirt, gravel, sand and generally crap, including a half meter deep river to drive through.  Needless to say, we were happy we did not attempt to DIY Kakadu.  We had a quick jaunt over to a ferry which took us upstream before hopping out and walking a bit more to the falls.  Unfortunately, because this was the end of the dry season, the falls were all but dried up.  It was still a lovely place to have lunch, right beside the water on the rocks below the falls.  The safety of swimming anywhere in Kakadu National Park, and the northern region in general, is entirely dictated by the presence of crocodiles.  The process by which crocodiles are detected in different water sources is by leaving a Styrofoam ball in the water; the ball is then checked at a later date to see if there are teeth marks.  The teeth marks are inspected to verify whether it is from a salt water or fresh water croc: if it’s a saltie, the water is deemed unsafe to swim, and that’s that.  So, seriously, that’s the entire process for verifying whether there are salt water crocodiles; needless to say, it’s not entirely foolproof, so at every water source there is a disclaimer making you aware that you swim at your own risk.  Jeeeezzzzz.  Anyway, Twin Falls had been deemed unsafe to swim, so after lunch, we headed back to the ferry and bus and over to the next waterfall, Jim Jim.  We got to do a bit of a mini-hike to Jim Jim, so Jared and I sped ahead trying to find fun rocks to climb to get great views on the way to the falls.  There had been a small amount of water coming down Twin Falls, but unfortunately, Jim Jim was entirely dried up.  Jim Jim is a thin but very tall waterfall that empties into a lake below, surrounded by huge boulders.  We set our things on the boulders and were able to swim through the lake all the way to the side where the falls would normally dump into, which was kind of neat, and obviously wouldn’t have been possible if the water levels were higher.  We spent a few hours swimming around in the beautiful lake surrounded by huge sharps cliffs.  After a few hours of lounging and swimming, we packed up our things and headed back to the bus, through the rugged roads and to our new campsite.  This campsite had showers, so we were all able to wash off two days of hiking and swimming.  Dinner was unremarkable that night, but oh God, the evening’s entertainment.  The tour guide had brought a guitar, which he had yet to pull out, but there had been talk of a campfire sing along.  I wish you could see my face as I write this; it’s not a pleasant face.  Low and behold, that night, as the sun set and dinner finished up, he pulled out that damned guitar.  At that exact moment, I attempted to say my goodbyes to the group, but the guide actually insisted that I stay for one song that I might know, so he proceeded to play some country song coaxing me to sing along with him throughout.  Yea that wasn’t happening.  Finally at the end of the song, I clapped, waved my hand and made a bee-line for our tent.  Nicole Jafar, if you’re reading this, I really really really wish you had been there at the exact moment when the guide and group all started singing “You Are My Sunshine”.  Oh, Jesus, no I’m not kidding.  I couldn’t keep it together.  Anyway, thankfully, the evenings serenade died down not long after that, and I was able to get some damned peace and quiet!  ;)  That night we slept in tents without the rain covers, allowing a great view of the stars, which was nice to wake up to throughout the night. 
The next morning, we woke with the birds, which means early.  We had our breakfast, packed up, started the bus, and immediately disembarked to fix a flat tire, which shockingly only took about 30 minutes.  I couldn’t change a flat on a normal car in 30 minutes, let along an all-terrain tire on a bus that looks like a hand-me-down from the military.  Anyway, our destination that day was called Maguk, which contained a waterfall and swimming holes.  We had about a 30-40 minute uphill climb before coming to the top of the waterfall, where we could jump from 6 meter cliffs into the swimming holes and through underwater tunnels.  We had a bunch of fun cheering each other onto higher and higher jumps.  I think Jared and I were the only two who made the tallest jump. We had lunch and spent a few hours enjoy the swimming and sun before leaving a bit after 3pm.  The rest of the day we spent driving back, only stopping to see the gargantuan termite castles that can grow to several meters high, and a couple pit stops before returning to Darwin a bit before sundown.
The tour guide had made reservations for the whole group to get together for dinner and drinks that night.  Jared opted out, so I went and met everyone. We had a nice dinner and drinks before making our way to one of the local nightclubs and getting a pretty serious dance sesh in before calling it a night!  It was a good thing I went that night, because I was able to set up a taxi share with a couple from the tour for the next morning.  I got back to hostel a bit late, prophylactically chugged some water, and made it to bed a touch after 2am, to be up by about 6am (hangover-free by the way) and head to Broome and Cable Beach.

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